BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...