Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...