Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!