Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...