Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...