There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...