You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!