Quote #4930
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
Quote #11997
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
Quote #13871
I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Quote #19365
Success is dependent upon the glands–sweat glands.
Quote #19247
We’re trying to show that we’re not a little bit of England in America,...
Quote #11030
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #9374
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Quote #13135
When she stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to...
Quote #3557
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #21247
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.