Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. 00
Category Archives: Erma Bombeck
Quote #11033
… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Quote #11034
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Quote #11019
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...
Quote #11020
There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, ‘Yes,...
Quote #11021
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it. 0-1
Quote #11022
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Quote #11023
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization. 0-4
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...