Quote #3548
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a...
Category Archives: P. J. O’Rourke
Quote #3549
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
Quote #3550
The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in...
Quote #3551
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #3552
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #3554
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
Quote #3555
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #3556
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
Quote #3557
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...