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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13879

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13895

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13927

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13896

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13912

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13928

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13881

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13897

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
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