Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13879 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13895 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13911 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13927 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13880 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13896 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13912 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13928 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13881 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13897 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...