Quote #13876
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13892
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
Quote #13908
I don’t say that the bird is ‘good’ or the bat is ‘bad.’ But...
Quote #13924
Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
Quote #13877
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #13893
A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.) 00...
Quote #13909
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
Quote #13925
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Quote #13878
I think my favorite monster movie is ‘Gone With the Wind’, because it has...
Quote #13894
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...