Quote #13883
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
Category Archives: Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Quote #13899
Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or...
Quote #13915
It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings....
Quote #13931
If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
Quote #13868
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #13884
If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
Quote #13900
I think a good movie would be about a guy who’s a brain scientist,...
Quote #13916
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #13932
Whether they live in an igloo or a grass shack or a mud hut,...
Quote #13869
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...