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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
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Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
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The yearning for an afterlife is the opposite of selfish it is love and...
Henny Youngman

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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Fran Lebowitz

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and...
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The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Rachel Carson

Quote #11656

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The discipline of the writer is to learn to be still and listen to...
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