Quote #19324
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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Quote #19325
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say. +2-1
Quote #19326
My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Quote #19327
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
Quote #19328
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #19329
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. +1-1
Quote #19330
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. +3-3
Quote #19331
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...