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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
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Infinite patience brings immediate results.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

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We are all citizens of history.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
T. S. Eliot

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This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is...
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

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Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Margaret Hilda Thatcher

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I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
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