Quote #11643
Only lie about the future. +6-4
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Quote #11644
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day....
Quote #11645
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Quote #11646
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
Quote #11647
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #11648
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. +2-3
Quote #11649
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #11650
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #11651
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...