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Category Archives: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson

Quote #11651

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Johnny Carson

Quote #11643

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Only lie about the future. +6-4   
Johnny Carson

Quote #11644

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day....
Johnny Carson

Quote #11645

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re...
Johnny Carson

Quote #11646

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
Johnny Carson

Quote #11647

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Johnny Carson

Quote #11648

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. +2-3   
Johnny Carson

Quote #11649

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Johnny Carson

Quote #11650

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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