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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
George Burns

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Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old I’m working. I was old...
Francis Bacon

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Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Child Age 15

Quote #11831

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
C. Neil Strait

Quote #17805

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Friendship is not only doing something for someone, but it is caring for someone,...
William Ellery Channing

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Error is discipline through which we advance.
Graffito

Quote #20404

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good reputation is more valuable than money.
William H. McNeill

Quote #15575

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My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
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