Quote #7780
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. 00
Category Archives: George Burns
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. +2-2
Quote #7782
Age to me means nothing. I can’t get old I’m working. I was old...
Quote #7768
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. 00...
Quote #7769
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. 00
Quote #7770
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love...
Quote #7771
I get a standing ovation jaust standing. +1-1
Quote #7772
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left. +40...
Quote #7773
Nice to be here At my age it’s nice to be anywhere. +10
Quote #7774
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...