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Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
So I Married an Axe Murderer

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I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
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Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Signs

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Graham See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are...
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