Quote #20818
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy....
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #20819
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others....
Quote #20820
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. +20
Quote #20821
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #20822
Women should be obscene and not heard. 00
Quote #20823
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #20824
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. +2-2
Quote #20809
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Quote #20825
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. 00
Quote #20810
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. 0-1