Quote #20815
Go, and never darken my towels again. 00
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #20816
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make...
Quote #20817
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Quote #20818
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy....
Quote #20819
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others....
Quote #20820
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. 00
Quote #20821
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #20822
Women should be obscene and not heard. 00
Quote #20823
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #20824
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. 00