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Category Archives: Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Quote #20810

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. 0-1   
Groucho Marx

Quote #20826

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20811

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20812

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20813

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. +4-2   
Groucho Marx

Quote #20814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Go, and never darken my towels again. 00   
Groucho Marx

Quote #20816

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20817

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20818

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy....
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