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Category Archives: Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

Quote #20818

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy....
Groucho Marx

Quote #20819

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others....
Groucho Marx

Quote #20820

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. +20   
Groucho Marx

Quote #20821

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20822

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Women should be obscene and not heard. 00   
Groucho Marx

Quote #20823

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20824

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. +2-2   
Groucho Marx

Quote #20809

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20825

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. 00   
Groucho Marx

Quote #20810

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. 0-1   
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