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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Douglas MacArthur

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We are not retreating – we are advancing in another Direction.
Sextus Propertius

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Let each man pass his days in that wherein his skill is greatest.
Steven Wright

Quote #19253

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
Joseph Farrell

Quote #6509

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human...
M. Hirschfield

Quote #14215

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16653

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Sallust

Quote #1515

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Chris Evert

Quote #20089

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a...
Prince Otto

Quote #10901

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
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