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We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal that...
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We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip little by little...
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I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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Repentance is another name for aspiration.
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
Quote #1429
In soft regions are born soft men.