Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. 0-6
Category Archives: Wilson Mizner
Quote #15731
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. +5-2
Quote #15732
Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
Quote #15733
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions. +4-4...
Quote #15734
God help those who do not help themselves. 0-2
Quote #15722
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a...
Quote #15723
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. +4-2
Quote #15724
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. 00
Quote #15725
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #15726
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep. 00...