Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #10106
Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it…....
Quote #1083
For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #16974
Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight...
Quote #7572
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #13917
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #2058
He does not believe, that does not live according to his belief.
Quote #2380
Modesty and unselfishness–these are the virtues which men praise–and pass by.
Quote #15733
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #21800
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...