George Burns Quote #7768 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Sydney Smith Quote #1530 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13924 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Carl would have to be fast to beat the stranger. Real fast. ‘Draw,’ said...
William Blake Quote #3356 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 And because I am happy and dance and sing, They think they have done...
CaddyShack Quote #3773 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Aesop Quote #5468 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of...
Kurt Vonnegut Quote #21711 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr. Quote #15194 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...