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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13833

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Clarence Darrow

Quote #6324

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Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Dr. Robert Schuller

Quote #17393

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Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Lord Thomas Dewar

Quote #1000

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
George Santayana

Quote #9710

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Culture is on the horns of this dilemma if profound and noble it must...
Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Quote #19011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Arnold Glasgow

Quote #4939

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.
Victor Borge

Quote #4731

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Linus

Quote #15211

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand
Gerald Barzan

Quote #5078

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
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