Quote #19605
As I get older, I’ve learned to listen to people rather than accuse them...
Quote #21549
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton...
Quote #5277
How far that little candle throws his beams So shines a good deed in...
Quote #16873
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #8264
Facts are stupid things.
Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #20810
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #15421
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #17
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
Quote #6072
There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.