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Those who lose dreaming are lost.
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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Inside each and every one of us is a person that no one knows....
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Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster man. But sooner or...
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I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
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The most dangerous aspect of present-day life is the dissolution of the feeling of...