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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Charles Dickens

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Once upon a time–of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve–old...
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