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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, ‘Go...
Miguel de Cervantes

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Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
Robert Hutchins

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We do not know what education can do for us, because we have never...
Henry Kissinger

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When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Every sweet has its sour every evil its good.
Art Linkletter

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Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the...
William R. Mattox, Jr.

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‘True love’ isn’t so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is...
Robert Burns

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O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see...
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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
Steven Wright

Quote #19267

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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