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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was...
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Since the Exodus, freedom has always spoken with a Hebrew accent.
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Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be...
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The mode by which the inevitable comes to pass is effort.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...
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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is...
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Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
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