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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to...
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By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
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Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of...
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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
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Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch’entrate. (Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here)
Quote #8921
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.