Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #6609
Linus Apparently, he’s got a record longer than my… well, it’s long.
Quote #692
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
Quote #10967
What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible...
Quote #16665
You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money.
Quote #11021
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #1400
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #20959
The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Quote #267
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
Quote #3723
Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving...