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Football is not a contact sport, it’s a collision sport – dancing is a...
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People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
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The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with...
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The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but...
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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we...
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we...
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison.