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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you...
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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
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That cannot be safe which is not honourable.
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That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height...
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How use doth breed a habit in a man.
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Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #3072
One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.