Quote #8437
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #10172
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #8316
In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older...
Quote #9924
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
Quote #21098
As thou hast sown, so shall thou reap.
Quote #14789
To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do...
Quote #2626
It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
Quote #1397
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
Quote #20340
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....