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Although the last, not least.
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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Businesses planned for service are apt to succeed businesses planned for profit are apt...
Quote #14012
In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.
Quote #16920
Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which...
Quote #19277
When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
Quote #3169
Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.
Quote #5198
The people who oppose your ideas are inevitably those who represent the established order...