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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Albert E. Cliffe

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We get new ideas from God every hour of our day when we put...
Jerry Coleman

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There’s two heads to every coin.
Lucretius

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What is food to one man is bitter poison to others.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7280

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Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General Richard Kleindienst about creating...
Fran Lebowitz

Quote #8445

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Lord Chesterfield

Quote #6983

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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it most people aim at...
Wendell Phillips

Quote #16368

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Physical bravery is an animal instinct moral bravery is much higher and truer courage.
Maya Angelou

Quote #8927

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Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I’m with you kid....
Hal Lancaster

Quote #20750

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
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