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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Anthony Starr

Quote #21377

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
Cicero

Quote #19859

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The wise are instructed by reason ordinary minds by experience the stupid, by necessity...
Carl Sagan

Quote #8752

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have...
Earl Wilson

Quote #19115

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Fran Lebowitz

Quote #8432

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1192

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #469

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
Shel Silverstein

Quote #6358

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Sir Thomas More

Quote #2213

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
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