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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
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Spare your breath to cool your porridge.
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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Fred Allen

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Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide...
Laertius Diogenes

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Blushing is the color of virtue.
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car...
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What is an epigram A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Gertrude Stein

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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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