Quote #455
There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well...
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The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the...
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #5101
For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill...
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #14643
Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
Quote #19491
Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
Quote #10295
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Quote #6035
You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.