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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of putting a quarter under a kid’s pillow, how about a pinecone That...
George Herbert

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Living well is the best revenge.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Christa McAuliffe

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I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Bruce Williams

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Never love anything that can’t love you back.
Betty Bender

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Anything I’ve ever done that ultimately was worthwhile… initially scared me to death.
George Gordon Byron

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And yet a little tumult, now and then, is an agreeable quickener of sensation...
George John Whyte-Melville

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In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself,...
William Carleton

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Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man...
G. K. Chesterton

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Journalism largely consists of saying ‘Lord Jones is Dead’ to people who never knew...
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