Quote #13664
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #7261
There is a time to be timid. There is a time to be conciliatory....
Quote #20897
Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
Quote #18965
In the choice of a horse and a wife, a man must please himself,...
Quote #11023
A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid...
Quote #7448
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
Quote #17601
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
Quote #14446
A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
Quote #8321
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Quote #13015
I don’t want to live. I want to love first, and live incidentally.