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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Brendan Behan

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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced...
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The people have a right supremeTo make their kings, for Kings are made for...
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Signs

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Merrill One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the...
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That cannot be safe which is not honourable.
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I don’t know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to...
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Margaret Mead

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We are living beyond our means. As a people we have developed a lifestyle...
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