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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13799

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5178

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
Saint Jerome

Quote #14528

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Wil Wheaton

Quote #21755

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I’m keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but...
Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov

Quote #15930

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quote #2572

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We must combine the toughness of the serpent and the softness of the dove,...
Saint Adela Rogers Johns

Quote #14542

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Joy seems to me a step beyond happiness — happiness is a sort of...
Louisa May Alcott

Quote #9963

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Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach...
Horace

Quote #8395

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wish me to weep, you must mourn first yourself.
Gamal Abdel Nasser

Quote #15963

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
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