Quote #16915
When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of people those who...
Quote #19331
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
Quote #8208
To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to...
Quote #14371
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #4747
I do not wish to kill nor to be killed, but I can foresee...
Quote #4916
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #4696
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #11649
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #20092
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #14506
What you are is God’s gift to you. What you make of yourself is...