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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13682

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11944

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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Albert Einstein

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I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
Unknown

Quote #18430

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Antonym, n. The opposite of the word you’re trying to think of.
Guy Finley

Quote #12987

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you don’t leap, you’ll never know what it’s like to fly.
George Washington

Quote #8721

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Quote #9528

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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Jim Hightower

Quote #14187

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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Paul Valery

Quote #8475

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What others think of us would be of little moment did it not, when...
Eddie Cantor

Quote #11576

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.
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