Quote #3228
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Infinite patience brings immediate results.
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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree...
Quote #2227
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
Quote #3774
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #19252
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Quote #4788
The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools, but the gentle...
Quote #18760
The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.
Quote #14766
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #13691
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...