Quote #11051
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #16456
Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
Quote #6610
Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...
Quote #17685
The true Church is not an organization, nor does one join it through the...
Quote #16319
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than...
Quote #2299
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Quote #4896
I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
Quote #19554
An honor is not diminished for being shared.
Quote #21465
I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.