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Steven Pearl

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I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
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Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...
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I once read that the only way to enjoy life is to observe everything...
Eugene Ionesco

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Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
Elizabeth II

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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that’s...
Steven Wright

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I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Anonymous

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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once....
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