Quote #11995
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Quote #2067
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #14699
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #13734
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #14135
Opposition brings concord. Out of discord comes the fairest harmony.
Quote #8446
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #4682
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #9993
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #15605
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Quote #12359
Don’t be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can...